Santa:-raat bhut ho gai hai aaj yhi ruk ja kal chale jana.
banta:-tikh hai to main ghar se night suite le k aata hun
santa:-tikh hai jaldi aana

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 888 views

Park main romance

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya
Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Murga Boyfriend

Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfriend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Mein Kyun Nahi

Student: Sir Log Urdu English Mein Bat Karty Hain,
Math Mein Kyun Nahi ?
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Sir:
Zeyada 3,5 Na Kar,
9,2,11 Ho Ja,
Warna 5,7 Mar Dun Ga,
6 k 36 Nazar Ayen Gay or 32 K 32 Bahir Aa Jayen Gay,
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Student: Sir G Urdu, English Hi Theak Hai,
Math Wake E Khofnak Subject Hai…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Agar life main kabhi koi mistake ho jaye .

Agar life main kabhi koi mistake ho jaye .
To 2 minute apni ankhain band karo Or socho
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. Iska ilzam kispar lagaya jaye =D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan ki naswar

Lahore ISI bomb blast k bad Ek pathan ro rha tha.


Major Rohail: Zakhmi ho? Koe aziz halak ya zakhmi Ho gya hy?


Pathan: Oy! Khocha hmara naswar Shaheed ho gaya hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)