Pathan Ka Interview Tha.
Pathan Ka Interview Tha...
Sawal Aya:
English Me Translate Karo...
"Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon."
Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 705 views
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