Sachha Pyar Ise Kahte Hai

Ladki Ne Apne Boyfriend Ko SMS Kiya

Ladki: “Jaanu, Agar Tumhara SMS Nahi Aya, Toh Mein Roti Nahi Khaungi”

Ladka Uske Pyar Ko Dekhte Hue Khushi Se Bola: “Sach?”

Ladki: “Haan, Mein Sirf Paneer Parantha, Ice-Cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi“

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