Sachha Pyar Ise Kahte Hai
Ladki Ne Apne Boyfriend Ko SMS Kiya
Ladki: “Jaanu, Agar Tumhara SMS Nahi Aya, Toh Mein Roti Nahi Khaungi”
Ladka Uske Pyar Ko Dekhte Hue Khushi Se Bola: “Sach?”
Ladki: “Haan, Mein Sirf Paneer Parantha, Ice-Cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 794 views
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