Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views

Kahan se copy ki

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab
h copy or kho gaye pen

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye...

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye...

Papa: Waiter,
.
1 beer aur 1 ice - cream lao
.
.
Beta: Ice-CREAM kyu papa?

Ap bhi beer pijiye na...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Munna Bhai In Operation Theatre

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.

Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K

Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N Pocha Kya Hua

Doctor:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Ye Dimagh K Operation K
Bhaney Aata Hai
or
Tind Karwa K Bhag Jata Ha…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

should never say

Is it true that you were present until you left the building?

Who was it that got killed in the accident - you or your sister?.

When the two cars collided, how far away from each other were they?

Was that the first time that your brother had committed suicide?

When he took your photo, were you present?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)