Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views

Sardar Sochne K Bad:

Teacher Sardar Se:
Dahi Ki English Btao?

Sardar Sochne K Bad:
,
,
,
,
Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Swairey Swairey Tight.!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Tumko sharm nahi aati

Ek Aadmi Ladies ward me admit ho gaya.

Nurse:-Tumko sharm nahi aati.

Aadmi bola:- Sharm kaisi...!
Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hue the.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gul khan ki maa

Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan:
Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar complained 2 Police

Sardar complained 2 Police :

Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.

Police : How the theif did not take TV???

Sardar : I was watching TV na....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Doctor Is Complaining To A Mechanic

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."

"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)