Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 990 views

RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chaloge

RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chaloge
Driver-Jee ha
RAAZ-kya loge ?
Driver-paise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mosquitoes coil

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine
machcharo ko ullu banaya !”
Second Sardar: “Kaise?“
First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room
mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mere 4 Bachay Hain,

Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai

Frnd:
Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
Usay Ghar Se Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?

Father:
Ek Wohi To Kama K Lata Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

son: abba, idhe aa jaa

son: abba, idhe aa jaa

father: beta aise nahi bulatey....izzat se bulatey hain...

son: abba chal izzat se idher aa jaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Doctor Film Banane Start Kar Di To Film Ka Nam Hoga

Paralyzed ho na ho
Hum blood de chukka sanam
Mari yaar ke endscopy hai
Kaho na Diabeteshai
Hash ap hamara patient hoti
Pagal banaya apne
Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU
Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai
Operation to hona hi tha
Phir haddi fracture
Om surgery Om
Hypertension for you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)