Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?

Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola

“Baji ye Railway Station hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views

pathan to sardar

pathan: yar main ne apni bv ko matric kerwaya inter kerwaya BA kerwaya, MA kerwaya, ab kia karu.
Sardar: ab ek acha sa ladka dekh ker shadi kerwado.

by Raju (few years ago!)

ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa apne jeb mai

santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka name chalta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bechari Murgi Bhi Kya Karti

Santa Ka Polutry Farm Tha, Par Kuch Time Se Usko Business Mein Loss Chal Raha Tha.

Ek Din Vo Hath Mein Bandook Pakad Ke Sari Murgiyo Ko Ikatha Karke Bola

Santa: “Kal Agar Tum Sab Murgiyo Ne Do Do Ande Na Diye To, Main Tum Sabko Goli Se Uda Dunga”

Agle Din Usne Dekha Ki Sab Murgiyo Ne Do-Do Ande Diye Hai, Par Ek Ne Sirf Ek Hi Anda Diya Hai”

Santa Ne Bandook Uski Taraf Kari Aur Bola: “Bata Sirf Tune Hi Ek Anda Kyu Diya Hai”

Murgi Mari Si Awaj Mein Boli: “Sir Ye Ek Anda Bhi Maine Aapke Dar Ki Wahaj Se Diya Hai, Warna Main To Murga Hun“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

happy puttar day

Happy Puttar day!
Is din hr baap ko apne
Puttar ki yad ati ha.
Is liy mjhe b tumari yad
i Ab ye sms mjhe hi send
kr k abu k sath begerti na
krna,
MIss U beta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)