Ticket Seller Apne Boss Se: “Boss, Koi Bhi Ra-1 Movie Ki Ticket Nahi Le Raha, Hum To Barbad Ho Jayenge”

Boss Kuch Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Ek Kam Kar Free Ki Tickets Baant Jab Vo Ander Guss Jaye To Sare Darwaje Band Karke Exit Ticket 500 Rs Ki Bech“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 754 views

Jumpin’ Funny

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Papa Ki Ladki Bitiya

Ek Father Ne Apni Beti Ko Kamre Mein Bulaya Aur Puchha

Father: “Beti Pehle Tum Muje Papa Kehti Thi, Ab Tum Muje Dad Kyu Kehti Ho?”

Beti: “Come On Dad, Papa Kehne Se Lipstick Kharab Ho Jati Hai, Samjha Karo Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar

Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Aya Hua Tha, Kuch
Der Baad Apas Mein Baatein Marne Ke Bad Bola.
Banta: “Yaar Main To Ghar Chala, Aaj TV Pe 40
Feet Ka Saamp Dikhane Wale Hai, Maja Aa Jayega
Dekh Ke”
Santa Udas Hote Hue: “Haan Yaar Maja To Aayega,
Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Santa: “Kya Karu Mera TV To Sirf 21 Inch Ka Hi
Hai Na“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

God made a U and is Called Cartoon

God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
Called Cartoon !!!

by lescol (few years ago!)