Ticket Seller Apne Boss Se: “Boss, Koi Bhi Ra-1 Movie Ki Ticket Nahi Le Raha, Hum To Barbad Ho Jayenge”

Boss Kuch Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Ek Kam Kar Free Ki Tickets Baant Jab Vo Ander Guss Jaye To Sare Darwaje Band Karke Exit Ticket 500 Rs Ki Bech“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 874 views

Student: Sir my father said

Student: Sir my father said that he will give you a gift of hen.

(Teacher was so happy to hear that) (After 1 week , he asked the student)

Teacher: where is your father”s gift of a hen.
Student: sir hen is quite right now

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saved Your Privates

A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in battle.

Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at his bedside. "So tell me Doc, what did you do to me?"

The doctor says, "Son, we have some good news and some bad news."

"Yeah, what?" replies the patient.

"Well the good news is that we were able to save your private parts."

"Yes, that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"

"We put them under your pillow!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhaag Dhanno bhag

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Just Take This Medicine B4 Sleep

Santa To Doctor: When I Sleep
Monkeys Play Footbal In Dreams

Doctor:No Problem
Just Take This Medicine B4 Sleep

Santa: Kal Se Lunga Aaj Raat Final Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biwi aur shohar

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by Aaliya Umer (few years ago!)