Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.
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