Bhaag Dhanno bhag
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 926 views
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Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?
Sam:
MS Excel
John:
MS Word
Matt:
MS PowerPoint
Sardar After Thinking a lot:
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“MS Dhoni”.
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Khali kursi pe to koi b baith sakta
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Gul khan tum ayenay k samny beth kr kion parhty ho.??
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Madam is k teen faida hai..
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Ahan! who kia? Mujhy bhi tau pata chaly...
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1) Revision sath sath ho jata hai..
2) Apny opar nazar bhi rehta hai..
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Young man, do you think you can handle a variety
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* "I ought to be able to. I've had ten different
jobs in four months."
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Boy : But I'm not doing anything..
Girl : That's why I'm warning you..
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