A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in battle.

Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at his bedside. "So tell me Doc, what did you do to me?"

The doctor says, "Son, we have some good news and some bad news."

"Yeah, what?" replies the patient.

"Well the good news is that we were able to save your private parts."

"Yes, that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"

"We put them under your pillow!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views

Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

Ticket Checker Ask To Sardar
Ticket Dikhao

Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho
Ticket Checker: Ye To Purani He

Sardar:
To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje

Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

dost or ap ki lover doob rahay hoon to

Teacher:
Ager aap ka dost or ap ki lover doob rahay
hoon to aap kis ko bachao gay?

Student:
Doob jane do dono kamino ko.
Wo ek sath kar kya rahy they…:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
.
Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)