Santa To Doctor: When I Sleep
Monkeys Play Footbal In Dreams

Doctor:No Problem
Just Take This Medicine B4 Sleep

Santa: Kal Se Lunga Aaj Raat Final Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 854 views

Teacher: U Call Ur Mother As Mum..

Teacher: U Call Ur Mother As Mum..

What Will U Call
Ur Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?

Sardar:So Simple Madam
Minimum & Maximum

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Girl (Boy Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye):

Girl (Boy Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye):
Dekho Woh Ladka Meri Taraf Dekh
Ke Muskura Raha Hai…
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Boy: Yeh To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
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Jab Maine Pehli Baar Teri Shakal Dekhi Thi,
To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi,
Rok Nahi Paya Tha Main..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Seenay Me Boht Dard

Doctor: Kya Takleef Hai??

Sardar: Seenay Me Boht Dard Ho Raha Hai

Doctor: Cigrette Peetey Ho?

Sardar: Han Magar
"Gold Leaf"
Hi Mangwaana.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Dada Or Dadi Jawani K Din

Dada Or Dadi Ne
Apni Jawani K Dino Ko
Phr Se Yad Kr K Manane Ka Socha,
Unho Ne Faisla Kiya K Hm Phr Drya Kinare Milange,
Dada Suba Jaldi Uth Kr Tyar Ho K,
Gulab Le Kr Kinare Pohncha,
Boht Dyr Hogai Dadi Nhi I,
Wo Ghuse Mey Ghr Aya,
Or Phul Phenkte Hoe Bola:
Tum I Q Nhi,
Dadi Shrmate Hoe Boli:
Ami Ne Jane Ni Dia:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maaa

Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink

And took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes
Looked at the girl and said ,’maaa!’.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)