Admi;aj kal tera bhai kia karta hai,

Dost;aik dukan kholi thi par ab 6 maah se jail me hai,

Admi;wo kiun?
Dost; dukan hathory se kholi thi.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 792 views

Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut

Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut
gold chori karke bhag raha tha,
.
Ek gunge,
bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya,
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kalaa ke
le jaoonga"
.
.
Dusre din gaya,
Maal vahan nahin tha,
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahin janta..
.
Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo
gungo ki bhasha janta tha..
.
Chor Bola"isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahin to shoot kar
dunga.."
.
Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha
mein bola,
.
"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske
niche..
"Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya..
Usne Dost se puchha"Kya bolta
hai ??
.
Dost:" Bolta hai goli marde,
Main nahin bataunga..:p :D :O :D
Jisko Samajh Me Aaya Bas LiKE Thoko... Baaki dubara padho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar bar me ro raha tha

Sardar bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro
rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad
nahi aata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife: why are you talking in slow

Wife: why are you talking in slow tone on phone?

Husband: I’m talking with sister.

Wife: then what’s the reason to talk in slow tone.

Husband: she is your sister.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

enemy tanks

Soldier 2 General: Sir a small enemy group is attacking

General: Quick bring me my red shirt

After enemy defeated..

Soldier: sir why the red shirt?

General: In red shirt if i got shot my soldiers would not see my blood so they wont be discouraged

Soldier: sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking

General: Get me my yellow pant

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)