Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun
Sardar: I Love U Ka Kya Matlab Hy?
Girl: Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun.
Sardar:
Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan To Buhat Besharam Hyn. Ek Bat Ka Matlab Kya Pocha Free Hogaen.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 639 views
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