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by muhammadwajahat (few years ago!) / 722 views
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Sab hm sy hr cheez main agay chaly gaye
Hm sirf is mehngai main pistay chaly gaye
Jab kuch na karsaky humary ya hukmaran
Lo ajj hm aik ghanta agay chaly gaye
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong honey?"
"Mommy, where's my booger?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father : Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se
Pyar Karte Ho?
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Boy : 6 Mahine Se.
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Father : Main Kaise Yakeen Kar Lu?
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Boy : 3 Mahine Aur Wait Kar Lein,
Yaheen Ho Jaayega..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chupke se parhna ye ak Ganda SMS hy. .
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Ak larka ak larki se milny jata hy. .
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Aur !
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Wo Gobar main Gir jata hy. . .
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Cheee cheee
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Dekha kitna ganda SMS hy..:P:P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Baap Beti Se ,
Pehle Tum Mujh Ko Papa Kahte The Ab Dady Kuyn Kahti Ho ,
Kiya Wajah Hai ?
Beti : Papa Kahne Se Lipstick Jo Kharab Hoo Jate Hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.
When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi
hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
IIT Exam, Santa got 1 question
Proove : SIN X = 6N
Santa cancelled 'N' from both the sides. Then SIX = 6 & wrote "Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke questions ka"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched
Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?
Santa-kya pata me to subah se Ghar ke Bahar Hu!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye SMS Abhi Apne 8 FriEnDz Ko SenD Kro
AGar Wo WapIs tuM ko sMs KraIn To tuM SaMjh LeNa K
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TuM Bhi FarIgH, TuMHaraY DoSt B FariGH.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)