Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta
Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par Lalu Yadav ka naam likh raha tha.
Lalu Yadav: Bitwa, e ka kart ho?
Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1032 views
Similar Jokes
Baris k mousam me apka dil machalta
hoga,
Pani me bhigne ka dil krta hoga
Isme apki galti nhi
Is mousam mai har mendhak ka aisa
hi krta hoga.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
A SHEiKH on his death timeMy wifewhere r u?
Yes,I m hereMy sons,my daughters r u all here?
Yes, PaPaTey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa bante se:- meri bakri ne anda(egg) dia hai.
Banta:- bakri anda kaise de sakti hai.
Santa:- abe gadhe, maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai. :)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Angrez: Tum logon ne minar-e-pakistan kasie khara kiya?
Pakistani: HUm ne isey banaya aur is ka munh HEERA MANDI
ki taraf ker diya ye khud he khara ho gaya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
santa shopkeeper se
santa: muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani hai
shopkeeper: Exide laga du ??
.
.
Santa: ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hun to dono side laga k de
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...
*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Ek mareez kisi chemist key paas doctor ka nuskha laaya jis per nasha aawar dawa ka naam likha hua tha
Chemist ney ek nazar nuskhey per daali or mareez ko police key hawaley ker diya
Agley din inspector chemist key paas aaya or poocha: Tumhein kaisey pata chala key nuskha jaali hey?
Chemit: Jitni achi handwriting mein nuskha likha hua tha, likhney wlaa kuch bhee ho, doctor nahi ho sakta
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Me is liye achi chaye
nai banati ke kaheen
larkey wale haan na karden
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?
.
Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)