Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai

Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye,

Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views
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