Tum Nimbu Kaise Todoge?

Teacher Class Mein Santa Se Puchhta Hai.

Teacher: “Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?”

Santa: “Chidiya Bankar.”
Teacher: “Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tera Baap Banayega?”

Santa: “Samundar Mein Ped Aapka Baap Lagayega?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 854 views
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