Tum Nimbu Kaise Todoge?
Teacher Class Mein Santa Se Puchhta Hai.
Teacher: “Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?”
Santa: “Chidiya Bankar.”
Teacher: “Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tera Baap Banayega?”
Santa: “Samundar Mein Ped Aapka Baap Lagayega?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 580 views
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