A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer
A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer
Sir G!
Barood Thora Kum Dala Karen,
Last Time Hamara Admi
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Jannat Se 3 Kilometer
Agy Nikal Gya Tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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