Ek Bar Raste Se Jate Hue
Ek Bar Raste Se Jate Hue Ek Nepali Ko Ek Chirag Mila.
Usne Usko Gissa To Usmein Se Jinn Nikla Aur Bola.
Jinn: “Aaj Main Bahut Khush Hun, Main Tumhari 3 Murade (Wishes) Puri Karunga, Hukam Mere Aaka”
Nepali Khush Hota Hua: “1. Ek Bara Sa Bangla, 2. Ush Mein Khub Daulatmand Aadmi, 3. Ushka Chokidar Humko Bana Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views
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