GIRL 2 DOCTOR
GIRL 2 DOCTOR;
GIRL: Dr sahab mer lips per infection hogya hy?
Dr;ap mobile pe kitne dair bat krti hen?
Girl; mobile kharab hy, islye 1 weak se koe bt nhi ki,
Dr;phr lips pe infection nhe balky lips pe zang lag gaya hy, %arsi%
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