GIRL 2 DOCTOR

GIRL 2 DOCTOR;

GIRL: Dr sahab mer lips per infection hogya hy?

Dr;ap mobile pe kitne dair bat krti hen?

Girl; mobile kharab hy, islye 1 weak se koe bt nhi ki,

Dr;phr lips pe infection nhe balky lips pe zang lag gaya hy, %arsi%

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 583 views
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