The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1120 views

Funny

High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Boy To Girl

Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .?

(Girl remains silent...)

Boy : Plz speak something, I m
dying. . . !

Girl : I m thinking. . .

Boy : Now this is not a good time to joke. .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardarji Went to PCO Shop

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

To Maa ne pocha:

Tumne dua main kiya manga?

Larki.

Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy,

Maa: Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?

Larki: muskuraty huayA

(mubeshir mehmood)

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MAA:

Chal pagli, tera itna acha naseeb kahan.

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(NOTE) Msg farward kartay waqt name change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na karain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aisa Kutta Naseeb Walo Ko Hi Milta Hai

Ek Pati Apni Patni Ka Janaza Le Ja Raha Tha.

Janaze Ke Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmiyon Ki Lambi Line Thi.

Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Jab Uski Samajh Mein Na Aaya Ki Ye Kya Chakkat Hai To Jaakar Pati Se Puchha.

Aadmi: “Bhai Sahab Ye Sab Kaise Hua?”

Pati: “Ye Jo Kutta Hai, Is Ne Kaat Liya Tha”

Aadmi Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Ye Kutta Ek Din Ke Liye Udhar Mein De Do”

Pati: “Jarur, Par Peechhe Line Mein Lag Jao“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)