2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 963 views

Santa To Rikshaw Wala

Santa To Rikshaw Wala:
Arey O Bhai Khaali Ho
Kya… ?
Rikshaw Wala:
Haan G Bilkul Khaali Hoon
Santa:
Aao Chalo Phir Taash
Khelty Hyn . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the

Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the

Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha

Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho

Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cat Technical Support Problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Date of birth

Sardar se kisi ne pocha k aqal bari hai ya pher ye bhainse.
Sardar thori dair sochne k bad hum ko pagal mat banao pehlay in donon ka date of birth btao.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa: I tried ur number

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”

Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)