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Wife: Jab tum Desi peete ho mujhe Paro kehte ho, Beer peete ho to Darling.. Par aaj Bhootni kyun?
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Husband: Aaj maine SPRITE pee hai, 'Seedhi baat no bakwas'

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!) / 754 views
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