Kya Kaha Doctor Ne?
Pati Bahut Jyada Beemar Ho Gaya Tha, Aur Thik Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha.
Patni Usko Shahar Ke Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Le Gayi.
Doctor Ne Achhi Tarha Se Checkup Kiya Aur Patni Ko Samjhate Hue Bola.
Doctor: “Inko Achha Aur Healthy Breakfast Do, Hamesha Inke Sath Achi Trha Se Bolo, Apni Koi Bhi Problem Inko Mat Batao, Ghar Mein Koi Bhi Tv Serials Na Dekho, Shopping Naye Kapde Aur Jewellery Ki Koi Bhi Deemand Bilkul Bhi Na Kare, Aisa Ek Saal Tak Karo Ye Bikul Perfect Ho Jayenge”
Ghar Aate Hue Raste Mein Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha
Pati: “Kya Kaha Doctor Ne?”
Patni Dukhi Man Se Boli: “Aapke Bachne Ki Koi Umeed Nahi Hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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