sardar: Meri Khwab Me Kal Ksi
sardar: Meri Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi Hogai Thi
Aaj Me Nahi Soun Ga
Friend: Larayi Kal Hoyi
To Aaj Q Nahi Soye Ga?
sardar:
Aaj Wo Banday Lekar Aaye Ga.:P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views
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