1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko

1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Gold Ka Set Diya.

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“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Ha?”

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“3 Saal Qaid aur beshmar littar.”

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