Boy Teasing a Girl
Boy Teasing A Girl: Ae Chalti Kiya?
Girl: Kaha?
Boy: Wherever You Say
Girl: Ok Lets Go Shopping
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Boy: Kasam Se Didi , Aapke Sath Toh Na Mazak Krna Bhi Gunaah Hai
by Numan Malik (few years ago!) / 717 views
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