Pathan 5 mints main paper chor ke chla gya.

Teachr: kya paper ni ata.

Pathan: wo bat nai hai hum ko agley paper ki tayari krni hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 790 views

Boy: Will you marry me?

Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: No

Boy: But Why?

Girl: My family will not agree.

Boy: Who is in your family?

Girl: 1 Husband and 2 kids.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustad to akhirr ustad hota

10 doctorz aur 1 engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The

Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chorna Hoga

Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon Taaliyan

Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage,

Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Funny

Waiter: Khan Sahab, 10 Rupay Tip to meri Insult Hai.
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Khan: To Phir?
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Waiter: 20 Rs to Hon.
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Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Lost In The Forest

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada

Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.

Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)