Santa ne Banta se kaha

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 955 views
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