Santa to Pandit – Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?

Pandit – Ye antena hai, isse aache VICHAR aate hai,

Santa – Kamaal hai, mere sar par DISH TV hai fir bhi kuch nahi aata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 666 views

Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

Pathan Ne Sardar Se Haath Milate Huay Us K Haath Per Kharish Ki

Sardar Bola: Khan Sahab Hum Aisa Nahi Hy…!

Pathan: O’Yara!
Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Stop Giving Lectures Girls

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hazaroon sal pehle

Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi
Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat
tak Kahngay?
Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.

ap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.

1_Sab ko pasand hai

2_Dono sweet hai

Or

3_Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai..:-

Hahahaha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Laziness

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits...
.
.
.
But Ultimately She Is A Mother,
...And We Should Respect Her... ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)