santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 649 views

women

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Main fail hona chahti hun

Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan angoor bechne wala

Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha
Magar kah raha tha "aalo le lo aalo"
.
1 Admi ne kaha Khan sahb yai tu angoor hain
.
Pathan: Chup ! Warna Makkiyan aa jayengi

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

1 Masla Malom Karna Hy

Pathan:
Molvi Sahb 1 Masla Malom Karna Hy Kia Larkion Ko Chup Chup K
Dekhne Se Gunah Milta Hai?

Molvi: Pata Nhi Lekin
Main Ehtyatan Astaghfar Parrh Leta Hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Scooty kab li

Santa: Ye scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut
dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo ,
main Scooty le aya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)