Gabar To Sambha
Gabar: Sambha Gande..
Sambha: Tu Ganda tera pura Khandaan Ganda Saale.
Gabar: Sambha!! Namakharam GUN-DE-GUN
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 943 views
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