Main school nahi jawongi
Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI: Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views
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