kanjos or us ka larka

Ek Kanjoos Ka Beta Apni Girl Friend
Ke Sath Bahar Ghum Ke Ghar Vapis
Aaya To Kanjoos Baap Ne Poocha :-
Kanjoos Baap :kitne Paise Kharche ?
Beta : 50
Kanjoos Baap : (in Anger) 50 Rs Beta : Papa Kya Karta Uske Pass 50
Hi The

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