A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1240 views

Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon

Malik Nokar Sey:
Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon,

To Tum Apna Ghusa Kis Pe Nikalte Ho?

Nokar: Toilet Saf Kar K,

Malik: Kaise Saf Karte Ho…?
Nokar:
Ap K Tooth Brush Se..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

2 old ladies sitting in church 1 lean

2 old ladies sitting in church 1 leans over and whispers to the other "my butt is going to sleep" the other replies "I know I have heard it snore 3 times"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Insaan Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?

Insaan Apni Zindgi Mein Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?
Bhagwan Se?
No
Boss Se?
No
Wife Se?
No
Phir??
“Bhikaari Se”
“Maaf Karo Baba, Chutte Nahi Hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Log kehte he hosyar mard

Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache Pati sabit hote he
Mai Unse Puchna Chahta Hu
Ki Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hote Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Allah ke nam per de do baba

Fakeer: Allah kay naam pe day do beta
Boy: Mauf karo baba
Fakeer: Kuch to day do beta
Boy: Acha aisa karo ye jo sms parh raha hai issi ko
lay jao
Fakeer: Bheek mangi hai Bheekari nhi manga…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)