Judge said to STUPID
Judge said to STUPID:- tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam saabit nahin howa, lihaza tum ko ba-izzat barri kiya jata hai!!
STUPID:- Edda matlab main cycle rakh lawaan..!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 816 views
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