Judge said to STUPID:- tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam saabit nahin howa, lihaza tum ko ba-izzat barri kiya jata hai!! 

STUPID:- Edda matlab main cycle rakh lawaan..!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 888 views

Shadi

Santa:main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe
hain.
BANTA: wow kab?
SANTA: meri 7 dec ko aur uski 13 jan ko.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chaman’s International Brands

Pappu: Tum kaunsi soap use karte ho Naman ?

Naman: Main Chaman Soap, Chaman Paste aur Chaman Shampoo use karta hoo….

Pappu: Yeh kya international brand hai ?

Naman: Nahi, Chaman mera room mate hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

dismisses cook

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook \'n Make Food Myself For A Month, What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won\'t Have To Pay You, You\'ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Boy to Girl-Jaanu,Coka-Cola

Boy to Girl-Jaanu,Coka-Cola Peene K Baad Kuch Karne Ko Dil Chah Raha Hai..

Girl-(Sharmate Huye) Karo na..
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BoY- Barrrrrrrah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Professionals

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach
when a beautiful young woman in a very slight,
very tight bikini strolled by.
The near-naked woman looked at the doctor,
smiled, and said in a sexy voice: “Hi there
handsome. How are you doing?”
She then wiggled her backside and walked off.
“Who was that?” demanded the doctor’s wife.
“Err… Just a woman I met professionally,” replied
the doctor.
“Oh yeah?!” snarled his wife, “Whose profession?
Yours or hers?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)