Sharab Se Nafrat
Santa : Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta :
Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai
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