At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1481 views

Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain
.
Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek chooha

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.

Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…

Chooha Muskuraya

Or Bola

Jaan naraz mat hona

Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Husband sends SMS to Father

Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.

Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
.
.
.
.
3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
.
.
wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Modern students

Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?

Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)