Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya
Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya,Cashiar bola janab ye hazar rupeya to nakli hai”Sardar:jama mery acount wich hone ne tenu koi takleef?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 747 views
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