1 Baar 1 Aadmi kO

1 Baar 1 Aadmi kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
"Patthar kO Palat Lo
Kuch Ban Joge"
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha
ULLU Ban Gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 779 views
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