BREAKING NEWS
¤BREAKING NEWS¤
wapda ka kehna hai
k
sirf isi
¤october¤
awam ko
¤LOAD SHEDDING¤
ki tangi bardasht krni ho gi
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Phir awam ko aadat par jay gi:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 713 views
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