Amir Asif Salman Butt Spot Fixing

Jail..
One prisoner to other..
Why u r in jail..?

Reply: I did 2 murders and get caught..

2nd asked why u r here..
Reply..
Main NO BALL krai c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 637 views
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