Sardar
1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li
.
Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia
.
Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia
.
Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!
Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1543 views
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