Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 789 views

Teacher ne bachhe ki copy par

teacher ne bachhe ki copy par note likha kripya bachhe ko nahalakar bheja kare.

bachhe ki mom ne note padne ke bad likha kar bheja bachhe ko padaya kare sungha na kare

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sahi Kiya Na

Ram scooterwaale se: tumhe teek se signal dena aata nahi hai kya?
Scooterwaala: kyu?

Ram: pehle left signal diye aur baad me right de rahe ho, lekin seede hi jaa rahe ho.

Scooterwaala: arey bhai, mujhe seedhe jaana tha. lekin galti se left signal kiya. phir use cancel karne ke liye right signal diya. to sahi kiya na?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boasting about race records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari Sahab Ek Rupiya De Do

Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.

Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?

Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor: Jb ApKo Pta Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu

Doctor: Jb ApKo Pta Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu
Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap ne kuch kia Q nai?
Sardar: pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Lga
K Chipkali Usy Pakr kr wapis ajyegi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)