Girl mare peche zindgi berbad
Girl-mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mat kar..
Boy- Q?
Grl- is Raste pe Patthr aur Kaanto k Alwa kuch
nhi..
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.
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Boy-Are Pagli,
mere Pas REEBOK k Shoes hai!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1001 views
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