THIS IS A CLASSIC ::
Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :
“Yaha thukna mana hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 877 views

PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?

PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?

NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?

PAPPU:Lungi.

NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai....!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya

Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya Cycle Dila Do Na ??

Papa: Roz Ke Roz Kuch Nayi Demand, Jaake Chup Chap Padhai Karo !!

Pappu (Gusse Se): Accha Toh Aap Nahi Dilaoge ?? Soch Lo
Papa: Kaha Na Abhi Nahi….

Pappu: Thik Hai Toh Kal Ramleela Maidan Mein Mileinge…..
Papa: Matlab
Pappu: Gandhigiri and Annagiri Zindabad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: hello Police station

Santa: hello Police station
Police: ha boliye kya hua??

Santa: mujhe dhamki bhare phone aa rahe hai..

Police: kaun kar raha hai??

Santa: telephone companywale kehte hai ''bill nai bhara toh kaat denge''

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A blonde was playing

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sheikh k ghar main billi

1 billi 1 sheikh k ghar se roti hoi nikli. kisi ne billi se ronay ki wajah poochi, billi ne jawab diya ‘ik tey menu marya utton mera choowa v kho laya”

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)