Only 1412 Days Remaining
Only 1412 Days Remaining for ICC Cricket WorldCup 2015.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I'm so excited.
(MISBAH):-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 632 views
Similar Jokes
Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga
kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat
kar!!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar:tum kaise paida howi?
Girl:opration se aur tum?
Sardar :khof se
girl:kia matlb?
Sardar:meri ma k pas 2 dako aae aur kaha jo kuch hai nikal do.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 DiN Bemari Ny Doulat sy Kaha:
tum Kitni KhushNaseeb Ho Hr Koi tume Pany ki Koshish Krta Hai.
Åur Me Kitni BadNseb, k Hr Shaks Mujse Door Bhagta Hai
DOLAT BOLI:
KhushNaseeb to tum Ho Jise Pa kr Log Apny KHUDA ko yad Karty Hen,
Åur BadNaseeb to Me Hon Jisy Pa kr Aksr Log KHUDA ko Bhool Jaty Hen.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Pathan: Agar Tum Mobile Se 15 ki Jagah
51 Dial karo to Kiya Hoga?
Pathan: Very Simple police ki Gaari Reverse Mein Aaye Gi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai, Ladke Mar ke Bhoot Ban Jate Hain.
Banta: Aur Ladkiyan?
.
.
.
.
.
Santa: Chudail Ki Chudail rahti hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar 2 Kanjos:
Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai
Kyun?
Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K
LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan interview K lye gaya.
interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?”
pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi,
wahi per Abu dabi…!!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Had A Baby
Sardar:
Bilkul Meri Jesi Ankhyn Hyn “Choti Choti”
Meri Jesi Nak Hy “Choti Si”
Wife Baby Ka Pamper Khol K Boli
“AITHAY KAKA NUMBER LE GYA!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)