Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai
Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?
Bhikari: G Han.
Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 906 views
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