John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 639 views

Khamoshi ka bycot

Lebrary me bahut khamoshi thi k achanak se aik punjabi ne zoor se paad maar dia

teacher:ye kia hai?

Punjabi:khamoshi ka bycot

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Parhney Wala Gadha Hai

Ek Sardar Ji Kahin Ja Rahe Thay.
Rastey Mein Unhoon Ney Dewar Pe Likha Dekha:
Parhney Wala Gadha Hai
Yeh Perh Ker Sardar Ji Pareshan Ho Gaye
Kyunke Unhoon Ne Yeh Parh Liya Tha
Unhoon Ne Roomal Se Yeh Tehreer Mitaee Or Likha:
Likhney Wala Gadha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar. cricket khel ker aya

sardar:Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
kanjar ne out kar dia!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek admi raat apnay ghar gya

Loadshedding ka Nuqsaan”
Ek admi raat apnay ghar gya,drwazay pr dustuk di
BV: “kon”
Admi:“Guddu da abba”
BV:Haye main mr gayi, tey fir andr kon ey.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baji bhooka hoon,

Faqeer:

Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nai paka.

Faqeer:Baji number likh lo jab pak jay to misscall de dena,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)