John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 590 views

There was a mosquito

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…!!!!!

What a touching story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shaadi ho gayi

Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?

Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.

Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.

Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dimag ghuma dene wala

Dimag ghuma dene wala
question:-
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... Income Tax aur Callertune me kya
similarity hai..???
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Dono ka paisa hum bharte hai,
Maza koi aur leta hai.! :D:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 boys where going on a motor cycle.

3 boys where going on a motor cycle.

policeman gave hand to stop them. A sardar shouted
oye pehle hi teen bhete nayen tu kithay bethen ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka

Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka answer ek jaisa hai, woh kaise?
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)