Jin ka bacha
Masjid mai elaan hogia ke
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1 bacha mela hai JIN KA HAI, aa ke le jayen
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1 Pathan jaldi agia owr bola: Mujhe bhi dikhawo "JIN" ka bacha kesa hota hai !
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