Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 867 views

Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai

Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai 1 Larki ko Bhejta Hon.

Or Aaj usne pocha k ye pyary pyary msg kn krta he tmhy.

Mene us ko apka nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k
Mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko ap ka nmbr dia he.

Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name he

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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar & Teacher

Techer Sardar Say: "Koi Aisa Jumla Banao Jis Mein "Magar" 2 Dafa Istemaal Hua Ho

Sardar: "Wo Merey Aagey Chal Rahi Thi Aur Mein Us Ke Magar Magar".

by Jawad Ali Mirza (few years ago!)

Student: Sir my father said

Student: Sir my father said that he will give you a gift of hen.

(Teacher was so happy to hear that) (After 1 week , he asked the student)

Teacher: where is your father”s gift of a hen.
Student: sir hen is quite right now

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Goli se darr nahi lagta

At the Indo-Pak border, an Indian officer shouts at a Pakistani spy,”Goli maar dunga!” The

Pakistani spy replies, “Goli se darr nahi lagta sa’ab, ‘Kohli’ se lagta hai!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)